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The word baby brings to mind pictures of cuteness and sweetness. A baby is the source of joy for all around him or her. One surely remains very busy with a baby for company. However, keeping the baby busy, in turn, turns out to be a tricky problem. Baby toys are one of the easiest ways to keep a baby busy and happy. A baby toy appeals to babies and they remain occupied with these toys, without a care for the entire world. A baby toy is a highly necessary item which is required to keep the baby engaged. they are available in a huge variety.

Soft toys: These are perhaps the most popular of all baby toys. The soft toys are cent percent safe owing to their make. They are available in almost any shape and size. Right from cartoon characters to animals, the soft toys have a wide range to choose from. The smaller soft toys can be attached to the pram or the crib as well. There are some soft toys which have inbuilt music tools. This plays on pressing the toy. With innovations; like light and sound, the soft toys are indeed very essential parts of the segment.

Teether and rattles: These toys are universal favorites. Rattles and teethers are an absolute must for a baby. Tethers’, as the name suggest, aid the baby during its teething phase. A rattle too is very useful. These toys are traditional favorites but have gradually modified themselves. Nowadays, they are available in a large number of designs, colors and shapes. The rattles come in sets as well. Sometimes they are shaped like classic Disney characters or sometimes multi colored. These are not very expensive but are ideal gift items for a baby.

Before buying toys, there are certain things which need to be kept in mind. The toys must aid in the growth and development of the child, mentally. The baby toys need to be chosen such that they are apt for the age of the baby. It is no use buying toys which need to be used when the baby grows up. There are certain baby toys, like those with projectiles. These are, at best, avoided for babies below five. In case the baby is about two years or three years in age, the toys must be of a size smaller than the baby’s mouth. This is necessary so that the baby does not choke up while trying to swallow the toy. They must not have any part which can be torn off and put inside the mouth.

10 Things Sex Toy Consultants Want You to Know, But Won’t Exactly Say to Your Face

These have all really happened to me in my 6 years of business.

1. When you ask about how amazing my sex life must be. I may tell you it’s totally fabulous, but I’m a mom, wife, business woman, house cleaner, cook, part-time chauffeur and bookkeeper. How do you think my sex life is now?

2. When party sales finished at $150 with no bookings and you ask me how it went, I’m lying when I say “It was great!” You say “So how much free stuff did I get?” I say “Nothing. I’m sorry,” then cringe at the gas pump on the way. A party should be at least $300 for a sex toy consultant to be semi-pleased.

3. Fine, your boyfriend can stay at this “Girls Night In” since you’re insisting. But be aware. That squirming he’s doing in his chair during the demo is not what you think, hun. He’s not turned on. He’s actually REALLY uncomfortable. Send him on his way before the party, trust me.

4. When you come to the party, you should come prepared to shop. Above all, it’s a SHOPPING event. The hostess WANTS good sales to get free stuff. When you tell me that you will order online at home or call me with your order later, we know that there is a 99% chance that you won’t. Order AT the party, like everyone else.

5. If you live more than 2 hours from us, we are telling you that we “enjoy the ride” to be polite. We aren’t exactly going to come out and say “I’m afraid of wasting my time, so you better work for sales and make it worth our while!” So if a consultant is going to drive far, work extra hard for good attendance and outside orders. We REALLY appreciate that.

6. If you’re a hostess and put more emphasis on the food than our presentation and products, you’ll be running to the oven every 10 minutes to check on your wings while missing out on the laughs, games and intriguing sex info. Opt for non-oven finger foods and a big punch bowl where everyone can help themselves to drinks. By the way, wings will get the toys dirty. Nooooooo!

7. Just because it’s a vibrating toy and it’s turned on, doesn’t mean you should shove it down your pants. You’ve just ruined it for the rest of the people at the party who didn’t see it yet. And you’ve embarrassed your hostess big time.

8. When we do a bachelorette or birthday party for you and we only receive 3 small orders out of 20 people, it CAN cause us to leave a party feeling broken-hearted. We aren’t free entertainment. We’re moms and/or self-supporting women out to make some money for a good purpose. This is why you may call a consultant for such a party and she requests a deposit.

9. Bragging that you have this toy and that toy and this toy and that toy will not only tell the rest of the guests about your crazy toy-fueled sex life, but will tell us that you’d make a really good recruit. We WILL ask you if you’d like to join our team!

10. If you ask me if I’ll accept food stamps as payment don’t take offense to my long silence and confused stare. Eventually, it’ll come around to ask you if you’re interested in the business opportunity.